Levi Johnston

As sad as it may be, Levi Johnston may be the living embodiement of the current American Dream.

Just The Facts

  1. Spent the first 16 years of his life being exactly what Fate intended him to be: Some dude in Alaska.
  2. Knocked up Sarah Palin's underage daughter and became famous.
  3. Currently in a neck and neck tie with Jon Gosselin for Biggest Living Douche In The Entire World

Levi Johnston

Levi Johnston is uniquely qualified to be a posterboy. He's handsome and borderline retarded. In his short life and even shorter notoriety, Johnston has been the posterboy for teenage sex, teenage abstinence, shotgun marriage, Republican hypocrisy, douchey ex-boyfriends, scapegoats, money hungry fame junkies, and finally, assholes desperately hanging on for fame.

But perhaps his greatest achievement is breaking down gender barriers. Thanks to him, cashing in on brief fame by posing nude isn't just for the ladies anymore. Now, all across the country little boys can finally aspire to one day be tangentially connected to someone famous and make some money out of it by showing their wangers..