You are not prepared for the awesomeness that follows. Seriously, exposure to Austrian Death Machine leads to life-threateningly large boners and blindness. The two conditions are not mutually exclusive.
Austrian Death Machine's brilliant combination of Schwarzenegger quotes and glorious metal riffs comes from the mind of Tim Lambesis, lead singer of As I Lay Dying. Lambesis is also the lead vocalist, guitarist, bassist, and drummer, but most, if not all, of the guitar solos are played by guest guitarists. The sweet, melodic voice of Mr. Universe is performed by Chad Ackerman of Destroy the Runner fame.
If that is not proof enough, here are a few more songs that are guaranteed to send you into a violent, metal induced rampage:
Who is Your Daddy and What Does He Do?
It's Not a Tumor!
You Have Just Been Erased
Conan, What is Best in Life?
Come on Cohaagen, Give Deez People Ehyar
Rubber Baby Buggy Bumpers
Come with Me If You Want to Live