Austrian Death Machine
You are not prepared for the awesomeness that follows. Seriously, exposure to Austrian Death Machine leads to life-threateningly large boners and blindness. The two conditions are not mutually exclusive.
Just The Facts
- All Schwarzenegger movies are fucking metal.
- Austrian Death Machine makes songs from quotations from Schwarzenegger movies.
- Therefore, Austrian Death Machine is fucking metal.
Origins and Lineup
Austrian Death Machine's brilliant combination of Schwarzenegger quotes and glorious metal riffs comes from the mind of Tim Lambesis, lead singer of As I Lay Dying. Lambesis is also the lead vocalist, guitarist, bassist, and drummer, but most, if not all, of the guitar solos are played by guest guitarists. The sweet, melodic voice of Mr. Universe is performed by Chad Ackerman of Destroy the Runner fame.
Why are They so Awesome?
Behold:
If that is not proof enough, here are a few more songs that are guaranteed to send you into a violent, metal induced rampage:
Who is Your Daddy and What Does He Do?
It's Not a Tumor!
You Have Just Been Erased
Conan, What is Best in Life?
Come on Cohaagen, Give Deez People Ehyar
Rubber Baby Buggy Bumpers
Come with Me If You Want to Live
Really, why is everything that's considered cool considered metal? Metal f*****g sucks and it's lame.
ReplyAustrian Death Machine is the coolest name for anything ever.
ReplySeriously, imagine a world with Austrian Death Machine Cereal, Austrian Death Machine Lemonade.. Would you like to live in this world? Yes, yes you would.