Mardi Gras

Mardi grass is a holiday celebrated as fat tuesday every year lots of beer and even more boobs.

To her those beads are like olmpyic gold medals. (yes,it sucks i dont have photoshop)

 O FUCK GET THEM THE HEL AWAY FROM ME !!

Just The Facts

  1. i did the math and about 60 kabillion boobs are show during Mardi gras
  2. At Mardi Grass 2 out of 3 peope will be drunk the other is beyond that.
  3. Enough achohol to kill al of ireland .

Why the hell do they do this?

It started as a way to celebrate a french explorer landing about 60 miles from New Orleans. unlike christmas where Jesus Christ,and Santa are mentioned a lot at Mardi gras its mosty Booze and boobs.Basically its a big ass adult carnival,you know cuz the boobs and booze thing.Its also called Fat tuesday beceuse thats appearently beceuse thats what Mardi Gras Means In french.