South Park
South Park is a show about the misadventures of four elementary school boys in the mountains of Colorado, where "wacky hijinks" often involve aborted fetuses and murder.
Just The Facts
- South Park creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone met in film school.
- Thery once had an episode that featured the uncensored word "Shit" 162 times
- Features a talking piece of crap as a character.
Main/Important Characters
Stan Marsh
One of the "Straight Man" characters. Stan is a good student in school, and suffers horribly at the hands of his bitchy older sister Shelly, and his retarded father, Randy. He is best friends with Kyle, and has an on again/off again relationship with Wendy Testaburger
Kyle Broflovski
Kyle is "Straight Man" number two. He is the only Jewish kid in South Park, is best friends with Stan, and is a "Day Walker", a ginger without freckles that can wealk under the sun wihout crisping like bacon. He hates Cartman more than the others, mostly for his anti-semetic beliefs. He hates Cartman so much that Cartman's success once lead him to develope a life-threatening hemmeroid.
Kenny McCormick
Kenny used to die all the time, now he dies occasionally, and is often addicted to mind altering substances. You still can't understand him because his hood covers his mouth, but he is a big fan of what he calls "titties". (Aren't we all?") He is poor white trash, but very knowledgeable about sex .
Eric Cartman
If Hitler had a fat retarded clone, it would be Cartman. He hates Jews, worships Mel Gibson, and epitomizes what people hate about fat kids. Her has successfully engineered plots to kill people, fed a kid his parents, created life from semen and brine shrimp, and once put Butters' weiner in his mouth.
Herbert Garrison
Mr. Garrison is the kid's teacher. He's gay, he was a woman for a while, we're not sure but he might be straight now. Though he is gay, he hates "fags". While he was a woman, he was a lesbian, and had an affair with Richard Dawkins. If you are confused, then join the club.
Randy Marsh
Stan's dad. Randy is every dumb asshole who ever had kids; he is an alchoholic, he cheats so his kid will win, he ignores his family, loves to take a shit, plays guitar and once said the N-word on live television (haven't all of our fathers?). He is a geologist and fan of disgusting internet porn.
Leopold "Butters" Stotch
Butters is a little ray of sunshine in South Park. he is a sweet innocent little boy who doesn't have the heart to hurt anyone. Needless to say, he is a victim. He has an alter ego, Professor Chaos, but he sucks at evil. Butters is gullible, loves Bennegin's, and was once almost murdered by his mother, after he accidentally informed her that her husband, Butters' father, was jerking off to gay porn and fucking other men.
"They killed Kenny"
ReplyWhat an original show! :D
How in the HELL do you write a South Park article and you don't even mention Chef? "Hello there, children!"
ReplyWhy did they not mention Clyde? Or Token Black? Or Craig and Tweek, my personal favorites?
ReplySouth Park taught me what sex was..... *headdesk*
ReplyI honestly thought this would be better than it actually wasn't. You. Suck. Cartman's. Balls.
ReplyI am pretty sure that the problem with my generation is that we all watched South Park while our parents weren't paying attention. I love South Park.
ReplyThat being said, this article really sucks Cartman's balls. Just like Imaginary Kyle did in the Imagination Land last episode.
Randy is the funniest character on that show.
ReplyWTF? Do you not believe in spell check?
ReplySnooki want smush smush!
Reply*Cringe* Too much... topical humor...
Dude Randy is great.
Replyi am seriously offended by the verbal beating this person gave randy.
ReplyI used to love Southpark but it's boring now.
ReplyAlthough not as boring as this article. You need to check your spelling too.
all of your content has been removed, dood. none of the characters on south park are pictures of photobucket disclaimers.
Replykyle isn't the only jewish kid in southpark. For example there's his little brother, and it also shows other kids at the synagogue he goes to.
ReplyAnd you aren't the only nitpicking douche on the internet, see the comment below yours.
not a single joke. s****y article.
Replyactually according to the creatures cartman is based on archie bunker from all in the family
Replywrong!
cartman is based on "the fat little a*****e inside all of us". so, he basically is the evil side that everyone has in himself/herself.
cartman is brilliant.
Speaking of which, why doesn't Kenny die anymore? The creators stopped a hilarious recurring gag.
Reply Hide All See All 7 RepliesThey thought the gag had run it's course. It had become it's own pop culture thing at that point, so they pulled the plug, basically so they could laugh at everyone else.
They still kill him every so often.
yeah nd they were kinda running out of creative ways to kill him aswell, thats why they killed him off almost permanently for a season
actually, he wasnt dead for season 6, his spirit was trapped inside cartman's body after cartman thought kenny's ashes was chocolate milk mix and drank him. just sayin
they never have the rats eat him anymore at all
I have to admit. the whole Dead kenny season was the best one.
If Kenny hadn't stopped dying, Butters would never have had a chance to develop into a regular character. And Butters is awesome. So I'd say dropping Kenny's deaths was a wise choice.
Besides, by Season 5, Kenny's deaths were becoming less and less interesting. An eagle flies away with him, he gets shot by airport security, he gets run over by a motorcycle...ho-hum. I think the last really spectacular Kenny death was in Season 4's "Chef Goes Nanners", when he drank water after accidentally ingesting 60 antacids and exploded.
It it was his ashes and soul he was dead.