Denise Richards

Denise Richards actress, model, absolute hottie. Is there anything she can do wrong?... Besides that whole marrying Charlie Sheen thing.

Upon further inspection, we found that she has a face...which we have never really noticed before.

At the premier of

At Fashion for the Cure: Which the only prescription was found to be... more cowbell.

Just The Facts

  1. She is hotter than your girlfriend/wife or both. Whatever, we don't judge.
  2. Showed her boobs in Starship Troopers. (Yay!)
  3. She doesn't cause cancer, but more like boners... which are both considered growths.

From Humble Beginnings - Her Career

Birthdate: February 17, 1971 which makes her cougar now, but if anything a fine MILF indeed. Born in Illinois which isn't the only thing built Ford tough... if you know what we mean. As a child, she was the "only girl on the baseball team." Which we're sure is why there were so many mandatory showers for the team. Starting out as a model, she transitioned into acting in a TV series such as "Saved by the Bell" (You know the show with the chick that ended up doing Showgirls... God what a bad movie...Just terrible) and "Married with Children". She recieved her first movie role in 1997 in Starship Troopers, which after the shower scene we kinda got really tired, needed a buttload of towels, and needed a nap. The following year she starred in "Wild Things".

Awwwwwww Yeeeeeah!

In 1999, She was cast as Christmas Jones in "The World Is Not Enough". Which led to the the terrible, terrible line "I thought Christmas only came once a year" Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha! Shut the Hell up! Portraying a brainy, incredibly hot, nuclear-physicist which totally made us want to switch professions. Unfortunately, she was chosen as "Worst Supporting Actress" in 1999 at the Razzie awards. To which we had to question the heterosexuality of the male judges. The females were probably just not comfortable enough with their rampart lesbian urges. Instigating the global tissue and Jergens shortage of 2004, she posed for Playboy. Which just really made our day... like you don't know.

Gettin' all up in her personal life

In 2002, she "accidently married Charlie Sheen". (We're sure she did it as he had convinced her that is was all part of the actor's method to appear in Scary Movie 3.) In 2006, she filed for divorce and what Wikipedia also claims, "seperations from Sheen and Heather Locklear ending what Locklear had considered to be a close friendship." We can only imagine what... OH GOD! OH GOD!

Denise and Charlie share two children Sam and Lola Rose.

In the most awesome of recent reports, Richards was reported as chucking laptops at the elderly. Which we defined as "out with the old and in the head with the new". That's right. While seen as an unfortunate accident, we see her as "takin' care of that Social Security situation".