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Trolls

Trolls, flamers, griefers, jerks: They are known by many names, but they are always KNOWN. Let's peel back the mystery and take a look inside the world of the troll.

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Just The Facts

  1. Oh, lawd, those trolls done us wrong.
  2. Baby, don't give me none of that trolling.

But seriously

Trolls are awful. It's tough to do anything worthwhile on the Internet, and even tougher when you have these living roadblocks doing their best to interfere. We suggest medication, or, failing that, intensive psychotherapy.

The best way to deal with trolls varies by type. To deal with the professor and critic, ignoring their rants goes a long way. They may get angrier at first, but the lack of an audience will drive them to more easily riled up communities, soon. Screamers should be gagged somehow, and are usually easy to pick out by their caps lock and swears-to-normal-words ratio. The prophet of doom should be mocked--nothing gets them to go away like knowing their dire warnings aren't being listened to. Robots need to be banned. It's hard, but necessary.

Trolls Articles

Oh God There Are So Many of Them   Submitted by: Fitzgerald   |   Oct 21, 2009
Fight Back With Some Anti-Troll Tactics   Submitted by: Fitzgerald   |   Oct 21, 2009
Learn a Brief Internet History of the Troll Here   Submitted by: Fitzgerald   |   Oct 21, 2009


Cracked Talk on | Trolls

4 of 334 Comments

real funny faggots. you think this is a joke?

yea making fun of me is so funny, so funny i forgot to laugh. If you wanna talk like that to me why don't you come here and say it to me face so i can answer your insults with a swift fist to the nose. yea you have a lot to say from hundreds of miles away but i bet if my fists were in reach of your face you would be like a tv on mute with no volume button So do yourself a favor and keep your mouth shut unless you want to die. Next time you think about saying something like that to me I want you to remember one thing. I know the guy that created google maps and I can locate you in the time it took me to type this.Don't want anymore problems....didn't think so faggots. You have any idea what gorilla warfare is? I do, I was in the US Marine Corp. and I perfected it. I'm fully capable of using it on you motherfuckers. Do you know the dander you're in if I find you? I am 100$ serious. Bunch of god damn newfaf loser here and I will not have it. At least I've had sex, had girlfriends, and gotten laid, and blowjobbed unlike you virgin pieces of unpatriotic SHIT!

1 Replies | Hide Replies | Reply | Posted on 11/21/2009 11:21 AM
IsraelDidWTC

Oh yeah? Oh yeah? Well I know an ex-wrestler that could totally kick your ass. Seriously. And once he's done, I'll holler at some of my friends that where in the army, but because some jackass accused them of a crime they swear they didn't commit, have now become blood-thirsty rogues! You don't... really want that kinda heat do you?

Posted on 11/21/2009 3:47 PM
Vagabond01

no one fucking cares about you op. if you think for one SECOND anon is going to help you your wrong big time chump cuz annon does not care at all. i hope next time you smoke you cough so much you die durg addict looser. here at b we want you to suffer and well laugh at you the whole way so gtfo faggot and take your fail with you because we dont EVER want you here again. I am one of the big shots at b u could say and I want you fucking gone. you dont want to fuck with any annons bcause were gonna make your life hell if you do. never forget or forgive so you have been warn. stay away from 4chan b or your face the consequeuences and I fucking know your not gong to like them when your info is plastered on the web so fuck you NEWFAF

0 Replies | Reply | Posted on 11/21/2009 11:20 AM
IsraelDidWTC

Wait, wait, wait, wait...

You seriously think a Critique is a Type of Troll?

... You know what, I'm not even going to say what I should because you'll just accuse me of being a troll.

0 Replies | Reply | Posted on 11/21/2009 5:47 AM
ElasticPoodle

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