Kristen Stewart

The poster child for pale emo kids.

Here is Kristen Stewart sleeping with her eyes open.

Just The Facts

  1. Plays Bella Swan in the popular "Twilight" series.
  2. Confused for a boy in "Panic Room."
  3. Possibly smokes more weed than the entire Cracked staff combined.

Kristen Stewart; An Actress Successful For Avoiding the Sun

Kristen Stewart was born on April 9, 1990. Her father is John Stewart. No, not JON Stewart. Although it would be cool if that were the case. Her father is in show business and through his connections started to be cast in minor TV and movie roles till her breakthrough as Jodie Foster's child in Panic Room. After that she went through puberty and was cast as the hot older sister in Zathura who has a crush on the adult version of her younger brother who travels from the future. Apparently her performance was convincing enough in that to be cast as Bella Swan in Twilight. Who else could pull off falling in love with a vampire who sparkles in the sun? Although weed probably helped her. Since then she's done some Indie hipster movies like Into the Wild and Adventureland. Next year you'll see her put her skinny body and pale skin to good use as Joan Jett in the biopic of jailbait rock band, The Runaways.