Facebook

Facebook is the world's most popular internet social-networking site, with over 100 million users logging in at least once everyday

Profile images - Deceiving as always
Profile images - Deceiving as always

Just The Facts

  1. Facebook was founded by a Harvard dropout, Mark Zuckerberg, with two of his roomates
  2. Facebook users spend (or waste) an accumulated timing of more than 3 billion minutes on Facebook everyday. And if you are reading this, chances are you've already contributed to the number.
  3. On the average, 69 people are signing up to Facebook EVERY minute
  4. Out of all the friends you have on Facebook, you have never met or even spoke to at least 1 of them
  5. You find your friends uglier in real-life than their profile picture

My take on Facebook

About 4 years ago when I was still living in my parents' basement, I stumbled upon an uncanny website called Facebook. There, I noticed an enticing statement - "Facebook helps you connect and share with people in your life."


Nerdy - So what?


Back then, making friends was tough. It required me to leave my parents' basement and go out to be around with people. But with Facebook, I am a socialite. I have 3,085 friends from all over the world, some of whom have annoyed the fuck out of me. It felt good though, to have someone annoy you for the first time. Really damn fucking good.

I have a girlfriend now. Who cares if I haven't met her anyway? It's known on Facebook and she has big tits.