Halloween Dog Costumes

Dogs should bite our faces off, that's all I'm saying...

Kick you in the balls, I should...

Just The Facts

  1. People think dogs with clothes are cute! Guess what? They are not.....
  2. Most of these doggy costumes are purchased by nerds or wierd lonely ladies.
  3. These costumes come in a variety of shapes and sizes, so every single dog can be humiliated!!!

Doggy Costumes

Halloween dog costumes are for people who think they are animals lovers but secretly hate the little pooches. They hate them THIIIIIIISSSSSSS much! Dogs are supposed to be kind and loyal companions not victims that plan how to murder us while we sleep at nights. Sure its funny, I mean look at this guy (seriously, look at his face)...

"You chopped my balls off and now this!!!!"

"You chop my balls off and now this!!!"

I bet around this time of the year the sales go up up up and dogs' dignities across the nation go down down down. Can you imagine being the person who thought this was a good idea? "Hey you know what? I think my dog would look a million times more awesome if he looked like a sixties cartoon of a Great Dane"

A dog dressed as a dog, how creative.

A dog dressed as a dog, how creative

You sir, or madam (yeah probably madam), are a shame to mankind! And this is the mankind who thinks The Jonas Brothers have talent.

Categories

Of course there are a whole bunch of these funny things to chose from. Some of the more popular are as follows:

Comic book characters

Why so serious? I'm wearing a fucking dog wig that's why!

Why so serious? I'm wearing a fucking dog wig, that's why!

Famous movie characters

The worst part? This is a male...

The sad part? This is a male.

Celebrities

This is exactly how Elvis wanted to be remembered..

Yeahhh, this is exactly how Elvis wanted to be remembered.

Cute

OK, fine, this one is actually kinda cute...

OK, fine, this one is acually kinda cute....

"Sexy" (I'm not a furry I swear)

I love Geanie but with dogs! Rad!

I Dream of Geanie but with dogs! Rad!

Classy

Give this guy a show to host, I begging you!

This dog should host a show or something, seriously.

Just retarded

WHAT HAVE WE DOOONEEEEE!

WHAT HAVE WE DOOONNEEEEE!