Ultraman
Functioning largely as the Japanese analogue to Superman, Ultraman is a vinyl-clad giant who wrestles monsters.
Just The Facts
- Ultraman is an alien from the Land of Light who came to Earth to help control our burgeoning monster population.
- Ultraman has the ability to kill any monster within seconds with his devastating Specium Ray.
- He never does this, however, because Ultraman really, really likes to wrestle.
Cracked on: Ultraman
Ultraman secretly shares his body with a human named Hayata, a Science Patrol Officer. It is never fully explained what this group actually does, but they wear orange jumpsuits, jetpacks, motorcycle helmets, and neckties. Ultraman's adventures often followed this basic format:
1- Monster appears
2- This shit happens:
