Michele Bachmann

Michele Bachmann (born April 6, 1956)is the United States Representative of Minnesota's 6th congressional district and member of the Republican Party. Bachmann has many aliases including; that crazy-eyed bitch from Minnesota, idiot, and hatemonger.

This was under the word

DON'T LOOK INTO IT'S EYES!

She's hates the gay people, but she kisses bush?

Just The Facts

  1. Michele Bachmann is crazy
  2. Michele Bachmann thinks that homosexuality is contagious, like the flu.
  3. Out of the 435 people in Congress, Michele Bachmann is 21st in receiving money from insurance companies

the eyes are upon us

I remember the first time I saw Michele Bachmann on TV, it was a delightfully springy day. She was ranting about gayness spreading to the children, when all of a sudden I was caught by her eyes. At first glance they seem like any other set of green eyes, but if you stare long enough, they actually bore into your brain and from that moment on, you are a little more stupid. Increased exposure to the Bacheyes results in increased stupidity. For examples of the type of stupidity we are talking about here, see tea party.
I can't explain the crazy that is Michele Bachmann with my own words, so I will use hers. Here are some of her better quotes:
"Many teenagers that come in should be paying the employer because of broken dishes or whatever occurs during that period of time. But you know what? After six months, that teenager is going to be a fabulous employee and is going to go on a trajectory where he's going to be making so much money, we'll be borrowing money from him." she is trying to explain her brilliant idea of teenagers paying employers for the privilege of working for them.

"It isn't that some gay will get some rights. It's that everyone else in our state will lose rights. For instance, parents will lose the right to protect and direct the upbringing of their children. Because our K-12 public school system, of which ninety per cent of all youth are in the public school system, they will be required to learn that homosexuality is normal, equal and perhaps you should try it. And that will occur immediately, that all schools will begin teaching homosexuality." Bachmann on how our kids are going to catch gay.

"What I would say is that the news media should do a penetrating expose and take a look. I wish they would. I wish the American media would take a great look at the views of the people in Congress and find out, are they pro-America or anti-America? I think people would love to see an expose like that" Bachmann on her coworkers.

In conclusion, Michele Bachmann is crazy. Even worse she's a shitty lawmaker.