Mika

Mika hails from the far away land of Lebanon. However he is considered British.

not gay.
not gay.
he loves these.
he loves these.

Just The Facts

  1. Mika is not gay
  2. Mika is incredibly artistic, as his blogs proves over and over again.
  3. Mika really, really likes fat girls.

General

Mika is a singer who was born in Lebanon, raised for nine years in France but is generally considered British. He came onto the scene in 2007 and has pretty much stayed there like the creepy, flamboyant uncle at family gatherings who you always suspect of being really, really stoned.