Fred
Fred is a series of mind-bogglingly annoying webcam videos in which a retarded teenager literally says whatever comes to his mind, makes his voice high-pitched, and thinks he's funny.
Just The Facts
- Fred does not count as funny
- Fred does not count as human
- Somehow, Fred is smart enough to breathe
- Many people say you either love or hate Fred
- This is untrue
- Everyone hates Fred
- EVERYONE
- Yep, even that guy. He really does.
- Seriously.
Cracked on Fred
Have you ever seen Fred's videos?
If you have: Then you know our opinion of Fred.
If you haven't: You fucking lucky son of a bitch.
All Fred does is film himself saying things that aren't funny on a webcam, and then makes his voice high-pitched and faster-paced while editing, to make it even less funny. And the fucker has over a million YouTube subscribers, makes hundreds of thousands of dollars, and has a movie deal.
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Excuse us for one second.
The best explanation as to what the phenomenon known as Fred is can be summed up by the PWoT forums:
Picture sitting on a hill dimly lit by the setting sun, the love of your life next to you, as you share a bottle of fine Shiraz. The only ambience is the light chirping of birds in the nearby oaks, and as you move your hand over that of your soulmate's, a doe slowly emerges from the wood. The moment is absolutely perfect...
...then the entire sky turns into an open asshole. You stare into the asshole as it jettisons firehose-like streams of hot shit into your open mouth and face.
That is Fred.
What Will Happen at Fred's Movie Premeire
What We Want to Happen at Fred's Movie Premeire
I did like the one video where he freed the dog/squirels, though.
ReplyI can watch that animation all f*****g night.
ReplyI only know about him from Swaim...and that's all I ever wanted to know.
Reply...and that PWOT stuff FTW!
In the words of Albert Einstein:
Reply"It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity".
fred is demon child
ReplyWow, i really hope he looked at this article, evetything about him in this one is true.
ReplyThe Furlinator, iv'e been waiting for a LONG time for someone to say the truth about fred. thank you.
Replywhat is fred's last name?
ReplyFigglehorn, apparently.
Demonspawn
My best friend Sierra showed my the video about him saving neighborhood squirrels and I absolutely fell inlove with Fred.♥
Reply Hide All See All 4 Repliesi doubt you have much competition for fred's affections
You must be 10 then.
@ dancer91 You are A. Living in a hole devoid of comedy B. Stupid C. A f*****g 12 year old or D. a troll.
e - All of the above.
Oh my god I hate this kid. Thank you.
ReplyMe too, Fred is only popular among our country's derelict children, only because he is a fad.