Fred is a series of mind-bogglingly annoying webcam videos in which a retarded teenager literally says whatever comes to his mind, makes his voice high-pitched, and thinks he's funny.&&(navigator.userA
Just The Facts
- Fred does not count as funny
- Fred does not count as human
- Somehow, Fred is smart enough to breathe
- Many people say you either love or hate Fred
- This is untrue
- Everyone hates Fred
- Yep, even that guy. He really does.
Cracked on Fred
Have you ever seen Fred's videos?
If you have: Then you know our opinion of Fred.
If you haven't: You fucking lucky son of a bitch.
All Fred does is film himself saying things that aren't funny on a webcam, and then makes his voice high-pitched and faster-paced while editing, to make it even less funny. And the fucker has over a million YouTube subscribers, makes hundreds of thousands of dollars, and has a movie deal.
Excuse us for one second.
The best explanation as to what the phenomenon known as Fred is can be summed up by the PWoT forums:
Picture sitting on a hill dimly lit by the setting sun, the love of your life next to you, as you share a bottle of fine Shiraz. The only ambience is the light chirping of birds in the nearby oaks, and as you move your hand over that of your soulmate's, a doe slowly emerges from the wood. The moment is absolutely perfect...
...then the entire sky turns into an open asshole. You stare into the asshole as it jettisons firehose-like streams of hot shit into your open mouth and face.
That is Fred.
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