The Green Bay Packers are one of the greatest football teams in the world.
1920- Stands were built so fans didn't have to stand. People had to pay to sit (or stand) there. The bleachers only held about 200 drunks.
1921- The Packers lost to the Chicago Staleys (soon to be renamed the Bears) in Chicago. This was the birth of one the most heated rivalries in history, next to Germany vs. France, Tastes Great vs. Less Filling and East Coast vs. West Coast.
1923-Packers makeshift stadium was torn down to make way for a new area high school. WTF?
Packers win their 1st three league titles. The league winner, at the time, was based on who had the best record. Tie breakers decided by the team with the hottest cheer-wenches (later on called cheerleaders).
Packers win the NFL Championship game by beating the Boston Redskins in '36, the NY Giants in '39, and the Boston Redskins in '44. NFL Championship games were started in 1933 to bring a final climax to a long hard season.
1959-Vince Lombardi becomes head coach. Packers post first winning season in 12 years.
1967-Packers plow over the Cowboys to win the "Ice Bowl." The Packers win sends them to the first Superbowl.
1967-Packers win 1st ever Superbowl, putting the Kansas Cheifs over their knee and spanking them by a score of 35-10.
Packers win 2nd Superbowl by bitch slapping the Oakland Raiders 33-14.
1996-The Packers push over the Patriots to win the Superbowl.
1997- The Packers let John Elway win his first Superbowl by laying down for the Broncos.
Fans of Green Bay are some of the most loyal mofo's in the world. If you want to get season tickets you are put on a waiting list of about 1,000 years. People put their great, great, great, great, etc. grandchildren on the waiting list in hopes that cryogenics is perfected and they can watch the game with their family.
A traditon during Packers training camp is that players "borrow" kid's bikes and ride them to practice.
Donald Driver doing the Lambeau Leap after a touchdown.
Dogs are some of the Packers greatest supporters. They would rather watch the game then lick themselves. That's loyalty folks.
Rather then become football widows and die a lonely death, some women actually try to understand what the hell is going on. Brett Favre is the only person they know on the team. Too bad he is not a Packer anymore. Now women don't know if they should cheer for the Vikings or Packers.
Packers fans will forsake clothes in the coldest of temperatures just to prove how much they love their team. Sometimes this makes us puke.
The Packers belong to the NFC North Division, which is a subdivision of the NFC, which is a subdivison of the NFL. Fellow NFC North teams include the Chicago "Bad News" Bears, Minnesota "Purple People Eater" Vikings, and the Detroit "Area High School" Lions.
Above:A Crappy Bear's QB assumes the position. Next Above: The only times Cutler doesn't throw an INT is when he's sacked.
It's hard to run to daylight when you're in a shitty domed stadium.
Brooke Hogan is a avid Vikings Fan.
Al "Autobot" Harris puts an end to Calvin "Megatron" Johnson's shenanigans.
Hutson "I've got a lot of balls, G."
Don Hutson WR ,Don Hutson was the premier reciever during the last Ice Age. He held the NFL receiving TD's record until Jerry Rice broke it. The Packers named their training facility the Don Hutson center. This was because Hutson was awesome and the team should practice like him.
Sterling Sharpe WR in the 90's. Sterling Sharpe had the coolest name in the NFL when he played. He was Brett Favre's favorite target besides the other team's defense. Sterling helped Favre become a great
QB by catching Favre's bullets with his bare hands. Sharpe injured his neck in a game and was forced to retire.
Are you carrying our love child?
Brett Favre QB, 1991-2012. Brett Favre is one of the greatest QB's to ever play the game. He helped transform the Packers into a Super Bowl team. Sometimes he picked up the team and carried them to victory. Now he's a Viking so who cares about him now? Not Packer's fans.