Adriana Lima

Seriously, what's the frickin' point of even trying?

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  2. Kill a bear! This will also impress her!
  3. Growl and lift large rocks. Scare away other potential mates. Your most primitive instincts as a male have been revived!

Cracked on Adriana Lima

Adriana Lima is like an Intel CoreTM i7-965 Extreme Edition (3.2GHz, 8MB Shared Cache) running on Windows XP Professional with 6GB DDR3 1066MHz (3 x 2GB DIMMs) memory, a Performance and Security, RAID 1+0 1TB (4 x 500GB) hard drive, a 6X Blu-rayTM Disc Writer + 16X DVD-ROM Drive, plus an ATI RadeonTM HD4870 X2 CrossFireX graphics card, a Sound Blaster X-FiTM ExtremeGamer sound card, a Killer NICTM K1 Gaming Network Card plus USB 2.0 (x6), 1394a (x1), eSATA (x1), PS/2 Mouse and Keyboard, Gigabit Ethernet (x2)!

We know - right? Just look at her:

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So yeah, for those of you who don't know, Adriana Lima is a super hot Brazilian model, famous for being a super hot Brazilian model. He groundbreaking work with some company known as Victoria's Secrets pushed her young, nubile body into the spot light, which was thankfully surrounded by flashing cameras. We're not even sure if those wings on her back in the above picture are real or fake. Think about it. They could be real. She actually could be an angel.

She got married only last year. And she was a virgin.

You know what else? She does charity work, helping out in orphanages too. Does your wife do charity work in orphanages? Was she a virgin when you met? No? So now turn and look at her accusingly, point at the screen and say "what gives?"

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