Looking Like A Douche

If your thinking "The hell does a douche look like" where the hell have you been? litteraly everywhere you turn 99.9% of the time theres a douche... You prob know a couple of douches.....&&(navigat

have you ever wonderd how your dad acted when he was younger?......look familer?

the douche mobile ;D

LIKE THIS GUY .....'GUY' is his name....spiked hair, the glasses, and the name ....hes an all round douche

Just The Facts

  1. ALL douches mottos: "tap it and go..." if not.... then somthing simular
  2. ALL douches are hetterosexual.... at one point theyve prob. have gotten a pedicure
  3. ONCE A DOUCHE ALWAYS A DOUCHE

CAN YOU CHANGE A DOUCHE?

Most likely....no..

like i said up there..Once a douche always a douche...

douche fest... "LIVE BY THE DOUCHE..YOU DIE BY THE DOUCHE"

I think for the sake of all humanity every douche must have this...

But we dont so basicaly if you spot a guy with these essentuals RUN! :

1.a bad tan..one that looks like he fell alsleep in the tanning booth...

2. a poped up coller and most of the time they are wearing a pink shirt as tight as a motherfucker!

3. there car..... its prob an ugly mofo...yet they act like its the best thing in the world....

So if the next time you see a douche...do the world a favor.. and kick him in the balls....the last thing we need another douche in our child school ...

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O yes...thats YOUR kid in the furture

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