Disastrous Product Names

You can find them on in stores, online, and even on the street. No, not prostitutes.... Products with really bad names. This is a shorts list of 18 everyday products with the worst possible names

Just The Facts

  1. They come out with thousands of product every year
  2. Alot of the products are good
  3. Alot of the products are good...but have disastrous names

18 of the most Disastrous Product Names

1 -Ayds diet candy

 Ayds helps you lose weight, Why take diet pills when you can enjoy Ayds?

 

2 -The Golden Gaytime Bar

 

3 - Krack

This is how easy it is to get drugs in Europe

4 - Wack Off Insect Repellent

This is an Australian product, Wack Off cream is marketed as a “topical strength, water resistant gel — as used by the armed forces!” Can you think of a better endorsement?

 

5 - Bulimia Burger

A burger so good you'll enjoy it twice

6 - Fart Bars

Fart bars are candy from Eastern Europe. Nothing is better than a nice fart in your mouth to start off the day

7 - Hand Job

For the man in your life that likes to work hard, and play harder.............and get hand jobs

8- Shitto

This product comes from Ghana. Its a  “a gravy made from dried pepper, smoked dried fish, dried shrimp power, a variety of spices, ginger, onion, garlic, tomatoes and seasoning.” AKA, shitto in a can

9 - Pee Cola

Another product from Ghana, where they would have us eating Shitto and drinking Pee

10 - Megapussi

I cant wait to try this!, all i get is Tinypussi

11 - BARF

Barf is an Iranian line of soaps and laundry detergents. In Farsi, “barf” means “snow.” You can also wash your dishes and your hair with Barf

12 - Sars

Believe it or not, when the SARS outbreak of 2003 hit, sales of Sars went up: its value as a novelty item apparently outweighed the negative associations.

 

13- Cream Collon

Who doesnt love a little cream in their collon?

 

14-  cock

15 - For Skinfresh

 

16 -Cocain

 

17 -  Shito Mix

18 - Jussipussi