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Cracked Topics Pages

Are you funny? Do you have something to say about, well ... literally anything in the world? That's seriously all it takes. Find out how to get involved here.

UPDATE: Now that everything has been automated, we're not going ot be updating this list as frequently, for the same reason that the Editors of Wikipedia don't have an index page listing every single Wikipedia topic. If you've completed all the required fields, your page is elligible!

Click here to find out more.

Winners/Staff	Editors	Status
Autoerotic Asphyxiation	KarlaPacheco	Staff	View
Battlefield Earth	David Wong, DCD	Contender	View
Boobs	ninja	Winner	View
Celebrity Baby Names	jobrien, InGortWeTrust	Staff	View
Chuck Norris	eddie_lummox	Winner	View
David Caruso	jobrien	Staff	View
Fox News	Technohawk	Winner	View
G.I. Joe	mjxd	Winner	View
iPhone	LukeMcKinney	Staff	View
James Bond	nathan_birch, BondFiction	Winner	View
Japan	DCD	Winner	View
Larry King	G-Stone	Staff	View
Marijuana Legalization	jobrien, David Wong	Staff	View
Memes	LukeMcKinney	Staff	View
Miss California	KarlaPacheco	Staff	View
Nicolas Cage	daniel., jobrien	Staff	View
Robots	mjxd	Winner	View
Ron Howard	jobrien, David Wong	Staff	View
Steven Seagal	eddie_lummox	Staff	View
Tattoos	LukeMcKinney	Staff	View
The Death Star	daniel., jobrien	Staff	View
The Terminator	LukeMcKinney	Staff	View
Twilight	sephira, Nimby	Winner	View
Vampires	ninja	Winner	View

Completed Pages	Editors	Status
24	Technohawk	Contender	View
2012	Lope	Contender	View
#Twitbook	daniel.	Contender	View
Academy Awards	DCD	Contender	View
Achewood	Deathwish Jones	Contender	View
Advertising	Glenn	Contender	View
Akira Kurosawa	DCD	Contender	View
Alcohol	vorvetto	Contender	View
Apple	theentireqwerty	Contender	View
Aqua Teen Hunger Force	Skinnymojo	Contender	View
Arnold Schwarzenegger	Quagmar	Contender	View
Ayn Rand	TimeHeroOctopus	Contender	View
Bacon	bigmike53916	Contender	View
Barack Obama	PurpleTowel	Contender	View
Battlestar Galactica	Oregano Angercock	Contender	View
Beer	Theta	Contender	View
Benjamin Franklin	MacsenWledig	Contender	View
Black Books	QueenE	Contender	View
Boston Red Sox	Theta	Contender	View
Britain	Herodotus	Contender	View
Britney Spears	jekelish	Contender	View
Buffy The Vampire Slayer	raknade	Contender	View
California	ninja	Contender	View
Christian Bale	College Binary	Contender	View
Christopher Walken	Fortey	Contender	View
Comic Book Movies	College Binary	Contender	View
Daft Punk	nchammer326	Contender	View
Dan Lacey	eddie_lummox	Contender	View
Danny Dyer	thetomwatts	Contender	View
Death Wish	Rutledal	Contender	View
Dexter	Ripper, sephira	Contender	View
Disastrous Product Names	snowblind98	Contender	View
Discworld	Stumpy Joe	Contender	View
Dragons	capricia13	Contender	View
Drugs	RIPodb	Contender	View
Dungeons and Dragons	capricia13	Contender	View
Emos	skatfree	Contender	View
Eurovision	fmontgomery	Contender	View
Extinct Creatures	Verminator	Contender	View
Facebook	windel	Contender	View
Fanfiction	sephira	Contender	View
Finland	Finlander	Contender	View
Flipping The Bird	thanebot3000	Contender	View
Funny Chicks	FunnynotSlutty	Contender	View
Futurama	Katezors	Contender	View
Gambling	Quagmar	Contender	View
Gears of War	CleanHarry	Contender	View
George W. Bush	porpoise-song	Contender	View
Greek Mythology	Dan the Great	Contender	View
Gremlins	capricia13	Contender	View
Grey's Anatomy	vampwix	Contender	View
Half Life	Vodstok	Contender	View
Halloween	scythemantis	Contender	View
Halo 3	AwesomePartyGuy	Contender	View
Hamburgers	R Felix	Contender	View
Heroes	eddie_lummox	Contender	View
High School	Panicman123	Contender	View
Hipsters	BennyB	Contender	View
Ice Hockey	Bishopwhitet	Contender	View
Ireland	clarkekentyboy	Contender	View
James Dean	porpoise-song	Contender	View
Japanese Monsters	scythemantis	Contender	View
John Dies at the End	David Wong	Contender	View
Judd Apatow Movies	KingScilla	Contender	View
Judge Dredd	DevlindeSade	Contender	View
Karate Kid	jekelish	Contender	View
LeBron James	codespyder	Contender	View
Led Zeppelin	sr3116	Contender	View
Legend of Zelda	CleanHarry	Contender	View
LOLcats	capricia13	Contender	View
Mad Men	Theta	Contender	View
Magic: The Gathering	GalahadPC	Contender	View
Magnum P.I.	Rutledal	Contender	View
Martial Arts	ninja	Contender	View
Marvel Comics	DCD	Contender	View
Mega Man	LanceUppercut	Contender	View
Metal Music	Arkard	Contender	View
Metallica	ninja	Contender	View
Miami Vice	rockysullivan	Contender	View
Michael Bay	todd13	Contender	View
Microsoft	AkibaTechno	Contender	View
Miley Cyrus	johnnythejunkie	Contender	View
Moon Hoax Conspiracy	Firebird	Contender	View
Motorcycles	ThursdaysChild	Contender	View
MST3K	jekelish, DCD, Pandajuice	Contender	View
Mystery, The Pick Up Artist	Daisho	Contender	View
Nikola Tesla	porpoise-song	Contender	View
Nintendo Wii	Kendall	Contender	View
Online Culture	Chab Gassie	Contender	View
Peanut Butter	capricia13	Contender	View
Philip K Dick	Stumpy Joe	Contender	View
Pokemon	Manhammer	Contender	View
Poland	Arkard	Contender	View
Portal	Vodstok	Contender	View
Power Rangers	bigmike53916, Chewie19	Contender	View
PWoT Forum	Navigator2001Plus, Stumpy Joe	Contender	View
Red Bull	capricia13	Contender	View
Robert Downey Jr.	porpoise-song	Contender	View
Russia	ninja	Contender	View
Samuel L. Jackson	DCD	Contender	View
Sarah Palin	sephira	Contender	View
Scientology	Herodotus	Contender	View
Scrubs	Byzie	Contender	View
Sex Toys	Fortey	Contender	View
Shaun of the Dead	jekelish	Contender	View
Shia LaBeouf	skatfree	Contender	View
Silent Bob	MrTweek	Contender	View
Star Trek	capricia13	Contender	View
Stargate SG-1	scrovak	Contender	View
Stephen King	College Binary	Contender	View
Steve Buscemi	howulikethemapp	Contender	View
Supernatural	Ripper, sephira	Contender	View
Sweden	shundawe	Contender	View
Takeshi Kitano	Stumpy Joe	Contender	View
Tasering	Remington	Contender	View
Technology	ninja	Contender	View
Teddy Roosevelt	du_Man	Contender	View
The Cannon Group Inc.	Rutledal	Contender	View
The Deep Ocean	scythemantis	Contender	View
The Divine Comedy	happydude	Contender	View
The Kentucky Derby	capricia13	Contender	View
The Man With No Name	porpoise-song	Contender	View
The Matrix	bigmike53916	Contender	View
The Muppets	Fitzgerald	Contender	View
The OC	magentaelephant	Contender	View
The ShamWow Guy	Secret Agent	Contender	View
The Simpsons	Quagmar	Contender	View
The US Military	wolfgirl90	Contender	View
The Wire	Nicol	Contender	View
The Young Ones	Skinnymojo	Contender	View
Tool Use by Non-Primates	medievaloctopus	Contender	View
Top 6 Most Bad Ass Ways To Die	snowblind98	Contender	View
UFC	SteelFan714	Contender	View
Ultimate Warrior	Fitzgerald	Contender	View
Vinnie Jones	I-Rod	Contender	View
Warhammer 40k	Cobramaster, shadowice558	Contender	View
Web Comics	The Evil Sloth	Contender	View
Wheel of Time	Kathana	Contender	View
Winston Churchill	porpoise-song	Contender	View
WNBA	gmoney8	Contender	View
World of Warcraft	sadistic midget, Mortal Wombat	Contender	View
World Wrestling Entertainment	numerator	Contender	View
Xbox 360	Navigator2001Plus	Contender	View
Zombies	ninja, scrovak	Contender	View

UPDATE: The new and improved Topics Page section has been launched. You no longer have to request pages here, or at all. All you have to do is go to our Topics Page index page here, and either pick up topics from the Most Wanted list, or search the topic you want in the search box and follow the prompts.

Three other things that have changed, or become automated:
1. You can own only one unpublished topics page at a time.
2. Once you become the owner of a topic, you have 7 days to complete and publish it. If you do not meet the requirements and publish the page, it will become available for other editors to claim.
3. We understand that sometimes you may need a little more time. If you'd like to give yourself a second chance, you are allowed to become the editor of the same topic but the deadline will be 3 days. If you do not publish it within 3 days, you will not be able to be the editor of the topic again. Ever.

As you might have seen in the contest thread, we're giving folks a week to complete their pages going forward. This is now automated.

One note for people with pending pages: Through our manual process, we have allowed users to own more than one page. If these users try to adopt or create another page, they will have to give up all of their pending pages.

Title	Editors	Status
Lost	Drunk Nerds	Due 6/24	View
Area 51	Sinan_Malik	Due 6/24	View
Ninjas	mitchrog	Due 6/24	View
Werner Herzog	GeorgyGirl	Due 6/24	View
Billy Mays	karmapoliceman	Due 6/24	View
The Office	magentaelephant	Due 6/24	View
Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann	magentaelephant	Due 6/24	View
Hentai	Arkard	Due 6/24	View
Auto-Tune	Fitzgerald	Due 6/24	View
Guns	ninja	Due 6/24	View
Russian Writers	lleritas	Due 6/24	View
Dan Brown	lleritas	Due 6/24	View
Mentos	todd13	Due 6/24	View
Attack Girl Swim Team vs. the Undead	jdxblitz323	Due 6/24	View
NHL	jdxblitz323	Due 6/24	View
Electronic Dance Music	manager12390	Due 6/24	View
Illegal Immigration	manager12390	Due 6/24	View
Chess Boxing	jdxblitz323	Due 6/24	View
Family Guy	jaykay	Due 6/24	View
Metal Gear	Monoxx	Due 6/24	View
Movie Montages	Rutledal	Due 6/24	View
Hellraiser	autumnsky38	Due 6/24	View
Sex	Fortey	Due 6/24	View
Neil Gaiman	Fortey	Due 6/24	View
Clint Eastwood	porpoise-song	Due 6/24	View
Christopher Nolan	Richard_Jokes	Due 6/24	View
The Mighty Boosh	GeorgyGirl	Due 6/24	View
Bollywood	purplebrains	Due 6/24	View
Trainspotting	karmapoliceman	Due 6/24	View
Pornography	Worstmoves	Due 6/24	View
Doug	fairlylucid	Due 6/24	View
Zombie Movies	Ellie_Elbub	Due 6/24	View
Encyclopedia Brown	SeanGleeson	Due 6/24	View
Vlad the Impaler	Koctagon	Due 6/24	View
Manny Pacquiao	skratcher	Due 6/24	View
Bruno	KarlaPacheco	Due 6/24	View
Dumbledore	LukeMcKinney	Due 6/24	View
Hockey Fights	jdxblitz323	Due 6/24	View
Joss Whedon	manager12390	Due 6/24	View
Alex Chiu	McGarnagle	Due 6/24	View
Christopher Lambert	Yaldabaoth	Due 6/24	View
Bottom	Skinnymojo	Due 6/24	View
Baconaisse	Chloroform	Due 6/24	View
Cheese	skatfree	Due 6/24	View
Jason Friedberg & Aaron Seltzer	DevlindeSade	Due 6/24	View
J. R. R. Tolkein	Scooby	Due 6/24	View
Sex Pistols	Chloroform	Due 6/24	View
Mary Jane Watson	daniel.	Due 6/19	View
Dave Grohl	mmandy, Danny G, serena, deanburris	Due 6/19	View
Disney Theme Parks	subsonic	Due 6/19	View
House	Nimby	Due 6/19	View
Politics	PaleHorse	Due 6/19	View
Conspiracy Theories	Samwise	Due 6/19	View
Hanukkah	SmooveO	Due 6/19	View
Robert E. Howard	DCD	Due 6/19	View
Solomon Kane	DCD	Due 6/19	View
Transformers	GalvaTRION	Due 6/19	View
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles	GalvaTRION	Due 6/19	View
Kamen Rider	GalvaTRION	Due 6/19	View
Godzilla	GalvaTRION	Due 6/19	View
Jean-Claude Van Damme	daniel.	Due 6/19	View
Bruce Campbell	Spikan	Due 6/19	View
Death	DCD	Due 6/19	View
Lindsay Lohan	ninja	Due 6/19	View
Slasher Films	TheSmartAlec	Due 6/19	View
Calvin & Hobbes	shoes22	Due 6/19	View
2012 Predictions	happydude	Due 6/19	View
Pro Wrestling Gimmicks	Cleverusername	Due 6/19	View
Kevin Smith	polancoj16	Due 6/19	View
Firefly Serenity	Reika	Due 6/19	View
Megan Foxox	KarlaPacheco	Due 6/19	View
Captain Planet	happydude	Due 6/19	View
John DiMaggio	Spikan	Due 6/19	View
The Venture Bros	KingScilla	Due 6/19	View
Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas	plynchy888	Due 6/19	View
Gordan Ramsay	plynchy888	Due 6/19	View
New Jersey	nchammer326	Due 6/19	View
Kentucky Grilled Chicken	Esbat	Due 6/19	View
Iron Chef	Vodstok	Due 6/19	View
Mustaches	AceJustice	Due 6/19	View
Doctor Who	PurpleCarpet	Due 6/19	View
Bigfoot	cryptoking	Due 6/19	View
The Scientist	Vermillion	Due 6/19	View
Lifestyle in China	windel	Due 6/19	View
Night At The Museum	Bucher	Due 6/19	View
Anne Hathaway	sammysam	Due 6/19	View
David Duchovny	TheATM	Due 6/19	View
South Park	Vodstok	Due 6/19	View
Starbucks	Truthiness	Due 6/19	View
Miami	Vivaengland	Due 6/19	View
80's Bands	SWolf	Due 6/19	View
Video Games	stickguy	Due 6/19	View
Unemployment	bluemooner1	Due 6/19	View
Lil Wayne	Fitzgerald	Due 6/19	View