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UPDATE: Now that everything has been automated, we're not going ot be updating this list as frequently, for the same reason that the Editors of Wikipedia don't have an index page listing every single Wikipedia topic. If you've completed all the required fields, your page is elligible! 


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Autoerotic Asphyxiation KarlaPacheco Staff View
Battlefield Earth David Wong, DCD Contender View
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Chuck Norris eddie_lummox Winner View
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Fox News Technohawk Winner View
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iPhone LukeMcKinney Staff View
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Marijuana Legalization jobrien, David Wong Staff View
Memes LukeMcKinney Staff View
Miss California KarlaPacheco Staff View
Nicolas Cage daniel., jobrien Staff View
Robots mjxd Winner View
Ron Howard jobrien, David Wong Staff View
Steven Seagal eddie_lummox Staff View
Tattoos LukeMcKinney Staff View
The Death Star daniel., jobrien Staff View
The Terminator LukeMcKinney Staff View
Twilight sephira, Nimby Winner View
Vampires ninja Winner View
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Topics Pages That Need to be Completed in the Next 7 Days

UPDATE: The new and improved Topics Page section has been launched. You no longer have to request pages here, or at all. All you have to do is go to our Topics Page index page here, and either pick up topics from the Most Wanted list, or search the topic you want in the search box and follow the prompts.

Three other things that have changed, or become automated:
1. You can own only one unpublished topics page at a time.
2. Once you become the owner of a topic, you have 7 days to complete and publish it. If you do not meet the requirements and publish the page, it will become available for other editors to claim.
3. We understand that sometimes you may need a little more time. If you'd like to give yourself a second chance, you are allowed to become the editor of the same topic but the deadline will be 3 days. If you do not publish it within 3 days, you will not be able to be the editor of the topic again. Ever.

As you might have seen in the contest thread, we're giving folks a week to complete their pages going forward. This is now automated.

 One note for people with pending pages: Through our manual process, we have allowed users to own more than one page.  If these users try to adopt or create another page, they will have to give up all of their pending pages. 

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