Wisconsin, the Best of the Midwest. Wisconsin is more awesome then sliced cheese with Beer during Oktoberfest.
Wisconsin is famous for it's dairy products. It makes the best cheese in the world. Suck a teat France! It is #2 in the U.S. in milk production after California. Huh? Surprised? California farms are corporate mega-farms. Wisconsin farms are mostly small family owned and operated farms. Think of it like Wal-Mart vs. Ma and Pa's General Store. Who's gonna win? Understand Now? Shut up. Since some of Califronia's dairy products suck, mainly all of them, Wisconsin retains the title of America's Dairyland. Nobody asks for California cheese, not even California's own farmers. Happy cows are lazy and make pathetic cheese. Hardcore cows come from Wisconsin. Emo cows come from Cali. True dat.
Wisconsin leads the nation in Drunk Driving. Wisconsinites don't collect OWI tickets for fun, well, usually they don't. They do it to because they're to drunk to walk.
Drunk driving fatalities are nothing to laugh at.
A Blood Alcohol Content of .08 or or above will get you arrested in Wisconsin. Never trust an officer who tries to get you drunk. See the link below.
Sometimes, life on the farm is too awesome for some Wisconsin breed ungrateful MoFo's. They dummingly pursue money, fortune, and fame. The following people successfully escaped from Wisconsin and made a name for themselves.
Chris Farley-Lived in a van down by the river. Also was a ninja, an overweight one.
Tom Wopat (a.k.a. Luke Duke)- Did a lotta crazy shit with his cousin Bo in the General Lee.
Harry Houdini- Escape artist from Appleton. Loved bondage.
Hildegarde- Lounge Act, put your grandparents in the mood back in the day.
Libarace- Like Chis Farley, except not funny and gay. Inspired by Hildegarde.
Henry Winkler (aka The Fonz)- Awesome even after he jumped the shark.
Tony Romo-QB for the Dallas Cowboys, dated Fish of the Sea Jessica Simpson.
State Motto: "Forward." as in "I got drunk, tripped, and stumbled forward."
State Animal: Badger
State Domestic Animal: Cow (strawberry milk cow pictured below)
State Bird: Mosquito
State Dance: Polka
State Fish: Muskie
State Drink: Beer (sometimes milk)
State Animal to Shoot: Deer
State Animal to Hit With Your Car: Deer again
State Bike: Harley
State Acronym: OWI