Vince Vaughn

One of the funniest men alive, he could also kick you ass in a bar fight, sleep with your girl, and you would still buy him a beer at the end of the night.

Young Skinny Vince

After a small bar fight, cops overreacted and arrested him.

Maybe he has let himself go a little.

Just The Facts

  1. One of the fastest talking funny men out there.
  2. Star in such hits as Wedding Crashers, The Break-up, and ABC after school specials
  3. As his looks go his comedic skills increase.

Early Career

Vincen"t" Vaughn dominated most of Rudy, where through his effort alone Rudy got on the field. Jon Favreau was discovered by Vince in this movie where they became fast friends. Vince carried Jon through several fantastic movies. Such as Swingers where Vince taught Jon to stop being a whiny bitch and just be money. Money later was defined to be like Vaughn which is a technical impossibility and would actually just cause a black hole. Steven Spielberg noticed him in this role and put him in the Jurassic Park sequel opposite Jeff Goldblum. He then redifined serial killers in Clay Pigeons. Joquain Phoenix started his slow decent into madness after he knew he would never be as good as Vince. When they remade Psycho they realized the only way to make that film better was to let Vince play Norman Bates. 75% of all woman refused to shower for 3 years after due to the fear he induced.

Trouble with the Law

When your the best at your craft eventually people come after you. Vince Vaughn was arrested by North Carolina cops in April 2001 and charged with fighting in public for his part in a brawl outside a New Hanover County bar (the movie star was in town working on the film "Domestic Disturbance"). During the melee, fellow actor Steve Buscemi was stabbed several times. Vaughn entered a no contest plea and the minor charge was dropped six months later. Luckily they didn't release that in the bar he actually was fighting Jean Claude Van-Damme, Steven Segal, Jackie Chan, and Jesus. If everyone knew how badly he fucked them all up their careers would of been over with. Steve Buscemi actually stabbed himself to calm Vince down, why he thought this would work no one knows.

Other Roles he Crushed.

In Made Vince began to display that he was also a comedic genius by stealing every scene he was in, even the ones with a skilled actor named Puff Daddy(who later changed his name to fight terrorism or something). He realized his real powers were in Comedy and put together an amazing 4 movie run including Starsky & Hutch, Dodgeball, Anchorman, and Wedding Crashers. He even played a small part in Mr. and Mrs. Smith, just to give the movie some star power. Im just going to say for now his last movie was The Break-Up and not count anything that has been made since. A little known fact that he was considered for a role in some show called "Friends" but without him in it the show was cancelled after a less than 20 year run.

Words of Wisdom from VInce

"If I'm not interested in a woman, I'm straight-forward. Right after sex, I usually say, 'I can't do this anymore. Thanks for coming over!'

Words to live by if I have ever heard any. He knows how to treat ladies, and how to get rid of the awkwardness after random hook-ups. He does it politely, even though he just gave them the highlight of their unimportant lives.