The Pickup Line is a time-honored mating ritual that will utterly fail to get you laid. They are, however, excellent comedy page fodder.
1. "Hi, I'm (insert name more impressive than your own here). Remember my name, you'll be moaning it later."
2. "Polar bear. Sorry, I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."
3. "Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again. Or get you eyeglasses."
4. "Do you have a little (insert your ethnicity) in you? Would you like some?"