In a recent interview, Megan Fox lashed out at the media for comparing her to Angelina Jolie. This is like a five dollar box of wine freaking out because someone tried to store it in a wine cellar. Take it from a former poor man's version, Ms. Fox...
"If you eat Chinese food, your farts come out like Chinese food. If you eat Mexican food, your farts come out like Mexican food. And milk, it's like-you can smell the warmth in the fart. My wardrobe on Transformers always smells like farts, and I have no idea why." -GQ, October 2008
"I resent having to prove that I'm not a retard." - Esquire Magazine, June 2009
"Look, are you aware of who 'FHM' magazine voted the Sexiest Woman Alive? ME! Not Angelina Jolie...it was ME! God, Jolie was lucky to make Number Nine! I'm only 21 and she's like...ancient! I'm much hotter than her." - Screamed at a fan who mistook her for Jolie at a bar in Vancouver, May 2008
We're kidding of course. She's got nice boobs and we can't wait to see what they look like in IMAX.