If you've ever come across an Emslyie... she would strike you as awesome. You'd be face to face with beauty, wit, intelligence, class, and just pure, raw awesomness.
Not much is widely known of the Emslyie. She tends to dwell in a small cave in north-western New Mexico. Making frequent trips to town to mingle with the less awesome folk. Some people have said when the full moon is up, you can almost feel as awesome as an Emslyie is. An Emslyie is known to a lot of wishful thinking males as "the one". Well, An Emslyie is not interested. Maybe, if you're lucky one day you'll be graced with the sheer awesome prescence of an Emslyie. Maybe you already know an emslyie... maybe you are loved by the Emslyie. If so, you are a very lucky person, because she loves you so much. Have an Emslyie day.