You see something out of the corner of your eye. On tv, the monsterous and juicy meat drips with deliciousness as cheese runs down the sides of it. What? A jack in a box burger? Yes, and the only way to sell a lie this big is to sell it big.
Longtime customers will remember Jack as a clown who formerly served atop the company's family-friendly drive-thru speaker box. But in 1980, that speaker-box clown was blown the fuck up in a television commercial that signaled the shift toward more adult fare.
That's right kids! Jack in the box tacos are so good that your toys will come to life. And tell you to get more tacos. Becuase as we all know from the former President Bush... TACOS RULE!!!
Jack brings out the big guns to let the king know that next week at Summerslam, He is going smell with jack is cooking.