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Top 6 Most Bad Ass Ways To Die

Sure. you could have a nice long life, maybe even getting up to your 90s, having a nice family, a nice house, and then one day die in your sleep. Or you could do something awesome and die like a mother f%*&er!!

There are 1.78 deaths per second
Everyone will die
Only a few will go out in style

They’re one of the most ferocious fresh water fish in the world. If you fall in the river and can’t swim, you’re dinner. This is an insane way to die because it’s a combination of drowning and getting eaten alive by a bunch of fish with razor sharp teeth.

Sex by yourself. Awesome. Sex with someone else. Amazing. Sex with 2 other people. Well lets just say chuck norris ain’t got shit on that. But to die going at it with 2 beautiful women (men for the ladies…or midgets for Captain Kirk) is just a fantastic way to go out. This Guy in Russia thought so

Picture yourself as a soldier during a “Braveheart” type battle setting. Now, imagine running full speed at your enemy with either a sword, a battle axe, a club with nails sticking out, a battle mace, a herring, etc… I bet you are picturing yourself kicking ass with one or all of those weapons. Everything is going great, then bam! your dead. You opted not to wear a helmet to the fight, and you are now dead by a flying battle axe. That fucker threw that thing clear across the battlefield, and being the lucky bastard you are, it hit you right in the skull. That is most excellent ( Remember Kids, hitting YOURSELF > with the ax, is never cool)

You’re in Florida, it’s sunny and 90º, and you just hooked a huge blue marlin on your fishing trip. You fight the fish for an hour, it’s gigantic, you have it right next to the boat and you’re about to catch it. You’re gonna stuff the son of a bitch and put it above your fireplace, your life is pretty sweet. Bam!!! The fish launches out of the water with a ferocious leap and stabs you right in the dome! You die.

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you just got your new time machine in the mail, and want to try it out. You want to see some real life Dinosaurs, So you go back to the making of the first Jurassic park movie!, and get your face eaten off by a raptor just like your good friend Muldoon (from Jurassic Park), did. I remember when I first saw that scene I stood up and saluted Mr. Muldoon after he was eaten. Not to mention this is probably the scariest way to die on this list.

#1 - You create a massive ray gun that will burn out the sun bringing on a REAL "Dark Age turning cats into Godzilla monsters that eat humans!
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