Talk Like A Pirate Day

A holiday where you can dress up like johnny depp and not feel like a homo.

Just The Facts

  1. A sports injury made a holiday
  2. Talking like pirates is gay
  3. Fuck the carribeans

The history

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created in 1995 by John Baur and Mark Summers, of Albany, Oregon. who proclaimed September 19 each year as the day when everyone in the world should talk like a pirate. the day is the only holiday to come into being as a result of a sports injury. He has stated that during a racquetballl game between Summers and Baur, one of them reacted to the pain with an outburst of "Aaarrr!", and the idea of stupidity was concieved!

Why this holiday is bullshit.

How does someone have an idea of a holiday from a sports injury? Thats like Ronald Mcdonald creating a restuarant by tripping over a goddamn cheeseburger. and jsut imagine Everyone dressing up for this holiday it would look like this,<a href="" target="_blank"><img src="" border="0" alt="fat pirate Pictures, Images and Photos"/></a>

Not good. Fuck this i'm gonna make a holiday it's gonna be..Walrus day. everyone's gonna have straws in there noses. and were gonna bum around like fucking slugs, hey john and mark can do it! why can't i?
these douchebags made a holiday by masturbating in the dark to pirates of the caribbean. oh, and let me remind you he hurt himself playing racquetball .. racquetball!!!

If this holiday Becomes eveyday life.

Just imagine the the lawyers next to the defendant claiming "he didn't snatch yer booty." or the rappers having Rims on the Bow. music videos much like this one
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no one wants to live in a world where Not only the crackheads but EVeryone has 1 gold tooth. and a parrett on your shoulder. in conclusion fuck this holiday and fuck the world.