Band camp, a land of mystical wonder. It's pure awesomeness makes it impossible to imagine by anyone who has not been there.
Band Camp is a term used to define any number of camps where either bands (such as a high school music band) or individuals go to improve thier musical skills. However, through liberal use of "One Time at Band Camp" stories and huge misunderstandings by Hollywood, Band Camp has become recognized as a wild sex romp where hordes of teenagers roam free of supervision and with a startling lack of music whatsoever.
The reality however, has fewer boobs
However, the massive insecurities of Band Parents has led to the widespread telling of Band Camp stories and jokes. Typically led into by saying "This one time at band camp...." they typically are completely fictional stories of sex and various other illegal activities.