Fake History
The Greatest Presidential Speeches Ever
Just The Facts
- There are a lot of Presidents named George, and a lot of Presidents named Jefferson, but George Jefferson was never president
- Bill Clinton did have sexual relations with that woman, and he has the crabs to prove it
- George Washington could not tell a lie, all other presidents, not so much
Great Speeches
The Gettysburg Address: Four score and seven years ago--Dude, I for got, I was so wasted. why do you think they call it a stove PIPE hat?
FDR: "the only thing we have to fear is--EVERYTHING RUN FOR YOU LIFE!!!!"
JFK's Moon speech: "I had sex with that woman and did the other things, not because she was easy, but because I was hard"
Nixon's I am not a crook speech: " I am not a crook! nor am I a pathological liar, yeah I am, no I'm not..."
Lets never forget the Boston Teabag party
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