Jennifer's Body
Okay so your and crew finally went to see The most crappy installment of "Final Destination, I believe the most outrageous ways of dying are happening to me all at once!"-whew and happened to catch the trailer for a gem of a movie " Jennifer's Body"
Just The Facts
- More than half of the people going to see this movie just want to see a topless Megan Fox
- Did anyone else notice in “Transformers rise of the ball swinging racial robots” she wore white pants in the desert, had shit blown up all around her, and did not get dirty at all! Granted chesticals are great but c’mon has Michael Bay ever heard of continuity? I guess not considering bad boys
- oh.......and CLUB THUMB
Sad-Sad World
We are still at war right? Okay just checking so after taking all the viral marketing out of the trailer you seem to think "hmmm....could be good." Then you remember all the other let downs. "Ghostship" "Saw", Only to realize that you may have already bought into the hype. "I swing both ways....." very impressionable. Can you say that this would be a horror film you just had to see? Nah. Granted Megan Fox is smoking hot, and if the idea that she is a half naked sensual high school girl who is also a demon I suggest finding "Lablue Girl" on DVD. Relaxing while watching tentacles in the comfort of your bedroom in your parents modest ranch style house. At least you won't look like a ped in a crowded theatre to much. Cause a 100 yards is a 100 yards.
Wow, a bit harsh troutslap, but it does seem like he has never even watched the movie doesn't it? I, however have and I can honestly say don't waste your time. I just watched it, like, two days ago and I have no idea what the hell happened. It was boring and stupid, hard to follow, and very corny! All it was the whole time was Megan Fox trying too hard to be hot as usual.....
Replywhat the fuck? did you eat a whole crack casserole before you wrote this? its not a parody, its not an homage, its not biting or humorous, its just the inane ramblings of some stupid fuck. you sir have failed, at writing, at comedy, at life in general, and you're probably a furry. please kill yourself in the most public and humiliating way possible, because that's the only way you will even approach comedy. f**k me you are terrible
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