The Leprechaun is not the homicidal lucky charm stealing bearded badass he is portrayed as. If Wikipedia is right, the Leprechaun is a type of fairy, usually taking the form of an old man, clad in a green coat, who enjoys partaking in mischief.
MS: Hello Mr.......
LP: Call me Lucky laddy, everyone does.
MS: Okay Lucky, I called together this interview to give everyone a real in-depth look into the Leprechaun.
Lucky: Aye, I'd be happy to oblige.
MS: First off, I want to clear up a vicious rumor, they say leprechauns are fairies and that is simply not..
Lucky: Yes, I'm a fairy.
MS: Say what? *Lucky crosses his legs*
Lucky: Yes laddy, I prefer the taste of a Shillelagh.
MS: Oh god.
Lucky: Yes, the first time I had been touched by another m..
MS: I don't wanna know.
Lucky: But you called me here laddy, to talk about fairies.
MS: Jesus, I thought it was a lie.
Lucky: It's the truth laddy. Now where was I, ah yes, the type of shillelagh is that of a young bo-
MS: This interview is over.
MS: Welcome Mr.....
MS: Umm, okay. Tell us about yourself.
LP: Some fucker stole my gold, locked me in a crate, and I couldn't get out because, get this, he put a fucking four leaf clover on it which apparently, turns me into pussy. Then the fucker tries to INCINERATE me but his little punk ass has a stroke. I got the last laugh though, I killed his wife, he dies, and a few years later, some dumbass lets me out.
MS: Wow, thats quite a story.
LP: Hell, thats not even the half of it, I've been to the hood, back to it, and FUCKING SPACE.
MS: Simply awesome. You are the complete opposite of Lucky man, you are one badass motherfucker.
LP: *LP's expression changes* Lucky was here?
MS: Yeah but he left a while ago.
MS: Leprechaun? are you okay?
LP: Lucky....No man has ever made love to me so tenderly as he.
MS: Oh god.
LP: Yes, he undressed me and--
MS: We're done here.