Steve Nash

Steve Nash is a pro basketball player. He is a two time NBA league MVP. He is also white *gasp* and Canadian *faints*


Just The Facts

  1. Steve Nash has the hair of an angel
  2. Charles Barkley, Shaq O'Neal, Hakeem Olajuwon, David Robinson, Allen Iverson, Kevin Garnett, and Kobe Bryant. All of these players have less MVPs than Nash
  3. If Nash ever grows a beard, he'll look suspiciously like Jesus

Cracked on Nash

Nash was drafted in 1996 by the Phenix Suns. Nash then preceded to spend the next two years doing virtually nothing, presumed because he was adjusting to life in the States (read: smoke less weed). Suns got tired of waiting for Nash become less Canadian and traded Nash to the Dallas Mavs during the 1998 season. A trade that will go down in history as the most lopsided trade ever, if you exclude all the other trades. It was there Nash and his BFF Dirk Nowitzki started fucking shit up big time, in a good way.

They made Dallas one of the most entertaining fast pace teams to watch. During the 2003-2004 season, the Mavs team consists of All-Stars: Nash, Michael Finley, Nowitzki, Antoine Walker, and Antoine Jamison. Holy fucking shit!

Not an actual logo

Unfortunately they were knocked out in the Western Conference Finals. Probably because Antoine Walker is a douche bag.

Will it kill you to post up once in a while?

To be continued...