Ann Coulter

Ann Coulter was born on June 06, 1906 to mother Elizabeth Borden and though it is not known who her geneological father is it is widely believed that he is Satan. Much of Ann's childhood was spent torturing small animals, whittling #2 pencils out of tree limbs with her vagina and just being a huge bitch in general. It was in college where her love of politics drove her to begin hating blacks, jews, mexicans, socialists, babies etc..

Ann has published many books such as "I'm a cunt, look at me" in the early 90's and "Rush Limbaugh's balls taste like caviar" in 2001. Ann is heralded as a sex symbol in my own personal nightmares and amongst a political party where Babara Bush is a considered a 7. Ann had 6 children but ate their heads shortly after birth. Ann has been known to spew venomous poison from her frigid vagina which is in turn a lot less repulsive than what comes out of her mouth.