Scammers
earlier, i wrote about con men. no i write about scammers, the lesser con men
Just The Facts
- scammers are ussually addicts
- scammers ussually make of with miniscule amounts of cash
- scammers ussually sweat alot
More about scammers
usually their stories involve cars breaking down (much like pornos) people selling magazines (much like pornos) and charity people (much like weird pornos) in fact, pornos are were scammers probably get their ideas. their main demographic are stupid people (if you had to look that word up in the dictionary, then i need to transfer 1,000,000 euros away from libya country)
How the hell did this end up on Cracked? I can write better than this while stoned, masturbating, and being hit in the head with a boat anchor. Well, maybe not the last one, but suffice it to say that I put more effort into text messages, even with the knowledge that the only response I'll get is "lol, wat? :)"
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