Salma Hayek

She's a Mexican and American actress who has big boobs and a sexy accent. Need I say more?

Proof #1

Proof #2

Proof #3. Don't you love proof?

Just The Facts

  1. First Mexcian national to be nominated for an Academy Award
  2. Recieved her first big break in Desperado alongside Antonio Banderas. There was a sex scene in the movie. Lucky bastard.
  3. She has nice ta-ta's and she's Mexican. That'a a win-win in my book.

Cracked on Salma Hayek

Her boobs have absolutely no correlation with getting nominated for an Academy Award

What can I even say that you don't already know? She's an Mexican and American actress, director, and television producer. If I told you to name two other Mexican actresses, what would you say? Penelope Cruz? If so, that's wrong because technically, she's a Spainiard. (That's what you call people from Spain right?) Taking a shot in the dark here, it probably wouldn't be too crazy to say that you have jacked off to her at least once in your lifetime.

I laughed.

What's intersting, is the fact that Salma Hayek and Penelope Cruz acted in a movie together. I have absolutely no idea what it's called, but it's completely irrevelant anyway. According to a poll done by MSNBC, Salma Hayek toped the sexiest celeb list, with Carmen Electra for second place, and Shakira for third. (No, Shakira isn't Mexican either, she's Columbian).

That's it Penelope, move your hands a little bit higher...


Did you know that in most of Salma Hayek's films, she shows either a good amount of cleavage, or has a scene with full frontal nudity? No? Allow me to show you more proof then:

#1. Desperado

#2. Dogma

#3. Wild Wild West

#4. Frida

There are others as well, but none that I could find appropriate pictures of to put here on Cracked. Look them up if you don't believe me or haven't seen them.

Well, there's nothing more I can say about Salma Hayek. To summarize what I have already said, she's a hot American/Mexican actress who has big boobs and a sexy accent. That's not much, but really, is there anything more that needs to be said? I leave you with some parting shots so you pervs can finish jerking off: