Cigarettes
They might be worse than poison.
Just The Facts
- Cigarettes are highly addictive.
- There aren't enough warnings about how dangerous they can be.
- As proven by the chart (above), they are the deadliest thing on earth.
Fags
Cigarettes are used by a large portion of people on the planet, and in the United States. Those that don't use them take it upon themselves to remind everyone who does that cigarettes are disgusting and deadly. If it weren't for these people, word would never get out, because there is little-to-no information published about the dangers of smoking, second-hand smoke, lunk cancer (I think it's spelled), heart disease (whatever that is), or emphysema (which is a word I just made up, just now).
Smokers
Smokers are second-class citizens, despite their overwhelming numbers and backgrounds ranging in class, income, and vocation. They should all be treated as such, quarantined, and allowed to die, in order to destroy the disease of tobacco addiction. If you see a smoker, call the Quit This Shit Hotline at 1888-SNUFF IT. Only the vigilant can rid the streets of this horrible public nuisance.
wow by far the worse article i read on cracked. i cant even say that with a straight face, if the author was 10 maybe it would be considered a article. and im not even a smoker. whatever people want to do with their lives is up to them, im sure ur no saint either
Replyif a smoker wants to smoke let them its not your job to police them
ReplySo this whole article was basically a roast of smokers? Hm.(Like George Carlin said "I think all anti-smokers should not be allowed to use ANYTHING that was invented by a smoker")
Replysmoking tobacco is still stupid no matter how you put it. if your going to smoke smoke weed,no weed isnt worse than tobacco. its not great for your lungs but is nothing near as bad as tobacco.
The worst part about smoking
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