The Colbert Report
"If I were alive, I would certainly engage in the viewing of this mans program (in case you are retarted, I am not alive)- Abe Lincoln
If John Locke and T-Paine* had a baby, that man would be Stephen Colbert- George Washington
*Not the rapper, rather the influential pamphleteer whose inflammatory work Common Sense sold more than half a million copies.
The show starts off with Stephen entering the stage to theme music and a cheering crowd. He then reports on currents events, makes jokes and has popular segments such as "The Word". The show finishes with a guest, being interviewed by Colbert.
Colbert is a liberal who in his show portrays a hardline conservative. While a recent TIME survey showed that most conservatives fail to realize that they are being mocked, this fact is easily dismissed by the reality that most conservatives are morons.