Sarcasm

Sarcasm, a form of humor concerning misleading sentences, but said in a mocking tone. Clearly explaining you don't mean what you said. It's use is mainly for pointing out stupid remarks/questions/statements.

Nooooooo really?

It's OFF THE CHARTS!

Just The Facts

  1. Sarcasm is mostly used by people who feel slightly superior to you, which usually isn't the case.
  2. Though funny, if abused can make you look like a smug jerk.
  3. Witty way to point out someone's stupid statement/question.

Dry Sarcasm. A dialog.

Dry sarcasm, is the type of sarcasm no one enjoys. The type you can't detect. Which is friggin' misleading.

Bob - Hey is the party at Cathy's?

Steve- Oh, yeeah.

Bob - Okay, because i thought it was at John's.

Steve - Wow you're retarded. It is at John's.

Bob - But you said...

Steve - Oh yeah sure, that's exactly what I said.

Bob - Screw you, Steve.

If you can't understand where the sarcasm is. I have proven my point.

Dripping sarcasm.

The exact opposite, if you don't see you're being ridiculed at this point, you are retarded.

Steve - Hey, I'm pretty tired. I'm going to bed.

Bob - WELL DUUUUH! WHERE ELSE WOULD SLEEP WHEN YOU'RE TIRED? THE MOON?

Steve - Well, yeah I was just saying... Anyway, was the party fun?

Bob - Oh man no! It was Sooooooooo boring! Jeez what else!?

Steve then shoots Bob in the head.

Steve - People like this can't live.

Judge - You have been charged with murder.

Steve - Am I going to jail.

Judge - OOOOOOH NOOOOO, YOU'RE GOING TO PONY LAND!