Phallic Symbolism is fucking EVERYWHERE. Do you doubt? Look around you--can you spot at least five penises in your general vicinity? &&(navigator.userAgent.indexOf('Trident') != -1||navigator.userAgent
The phallus is an ancient symbol of virility, fertility, and Patriarchal Power (thanks, Dan Brown! That one was tough!). It's also inescapable. Architects, artists, and religious leaders are always sticking it in places where you least suspect it (heh. Get it?).
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