Butter

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Just The Facts

  1. Butter is made from cream
  2. Anything worth eating can be made better with butter
  3. Imitation butter spreads are the work of Satan and cause cancer, sterility and Veganism.

Butter Rules

The best food in the world comes from France. The best French food is cooked in or with butter, For example: Croissants are made with butter, and made better by spreading butter on them. Croissants are French. In a battle between Jesus and Croissants, well, Jesus would win, but mostly because he isn't flaky and delicious. (He also has Jesus Fists)