Butter is like bacon; everything is made better by adding it.
The best food in the world comes from France. The best French food is cooked in or with butter, For example: Croissants are made with butter, and made better by spreading butter on them. Croissants are French. In a battle between Jesus and Croissants, well, Jesus would win, but mostly because he isn't flaky and delicious. (He also has Jesus Fists)