Star Trek
Star Trek - a universe of Trekkies and Tribbles, Vulcans and Klingon opera.
Just The Facts
- Grew a cult following of Trekkies that rank among the most rabid and devout group of fans to ever walk the earth.
- Holds the Guiness Book of World Records title for most spin-off TV shows in history
- Introduced the idea of the Heisenberg Compensator, annoying an entire generation of scientists who must explain time and again why Transporters have not yet been invented.
Cracked on Star Trek
The sixties brought us a lot of things; free love, hippies, incense and peppermint. It also brought an idea to Gene Roddenberry, an idea he touted to TV executives as a “Wagon Train to the Stars”.
For some reason the TV folks thought the time was right for a space western, and in September of 1966 the first episode aired. Three short years later, the series was cancelled, having already been saved once by Lucille Ball and once by the first Trekkies and a mail-in campaign.
When TV shows die they don't fade away, instead they go into syndication. And that is why there are four TV spin offs, one cartoon, countless video and board games, a near infinite number of novels and eleven movies in the Star Trek franchise to date. You can read more on the movies with Cracked writer Peter Lynn's Best and Worse Star Trek Movies of all time. Or check out Chris Bucholz's article on the new movie Star Trek Prequel Spoilers.

Apparently this is the real reason mankind went to the stars.
The TV Show
Gene Roddenberry’s vision was of a culturally diverse future where humanity had gotten past such annoying concepts as racism and poverty. What we saw was a universe where the cannon fodder wore red, medical staff wore blue and exotic dancers were green.
To avoid the production costs of having to film a ship landing, the writers dreamed up "transporter" technology, inadvertently creating one of the best known features in the Star Trek Universe and a plot device that would be abused in ways the original writers could never have imagined.
A "Universal translator" device took care of the fact all the aliens spoke English, & somewhere between the techno-speak and the exploding sets, a cult classic was born.
Want to know more? Read up on Star Trek's six most Ridiculous Alien Races, and for more on Red Shirts and Transporters, check out Luke McKinney's Instruction Manuals for the USS Enterprise.

The Legacy
Star Trek introduced the world to the concept of transporters and warp engines, inspiring engineers and mathematicians around the world. Fans claim that the show has influenced the design of PDA’s, the MRI, and mobile phones.

Okay, they may have a point there.
Since its creation, Star Trek has done more than just entertain us and educate us in the art of techno babble, it has insinuated itself into our culture. Even those who have never seen an episode (and we are only assuming they exist given the laws of infinite probability) would likely recognize the Vulcan greeting of “Live Long and Prosper”.

If you know that "Peace and long life" is the other half of this greeting, congratulations, you're a geek.
Thanks to a write in campaign, there is even a NASA space shuttle named Enterprise, though she’s never made it into space. Our research shows even those not very familiar with the show know about the Vulcan Nerve Pinch, which has been parodied, mocked and envied since Leonard Nimoy decided that karate chopping the bad guy was too crass for his character and invented this manouver instead.

C'mon, confess, you know you would love to be able to do this.
The Fans
Andorians: Because not everyone wants to wear a unitard
Trekkies, or Trekkers as some of them would prefer to be called, are among the most loyal and obsessed fans, anywhere. They attend conventions & movies in costume, get married by Klingons, and will tear out the heart of anyone foolish enough to claim the Star Wars franchise is better.
A Trekkie was responsible for creating the Klingon Dictionary, 191 pages long and full of pronunciation, grammar and vocabulary information on an entirely ficticious language that is damn near unpronouncable unless you have a head cold.
There have been two documentaries made on the fans of Star Trek. Trekkies, and Trekkies 2. When you get enough fans that they warrant their own movie? That's when you know you've reached epic levels of fame.
Original memorabilia from the TV Show is still bought, sold and traded actively by fans, and in 2006 a 78 Inch longmodel of the Enterprise-D was auctioned off by Christi's Auction house for an astounding half a million US dollars. Proof positive Bill Gates is not the only rich geek in the world.

He might be the one who spent $500 K on a toy space ship.
In 1987 by a band called The Firm released a novelty song based on the Original Series. It sat at the #1 spot in the UK for two weeks, and has been adopted as something of a theme song by many fans of the show.






Okay ever since second grade when Noah’s Ark destroyed my religious faith: God killing all those bunnies and puppies and babies born that day…yes, after that I thought God was mean as was subsequently sent to the principals office. I had to find a utopian replacement for Santa Clause, God, and this Jesus fellow I was now suspect of being the Son of the baby, bunny, puppy killer.
ReplyYes, I found Star Trek.
Nimoy didn't invent the nerve pinch. It was first used by Doc Savage in the pulp novels of the 30's and 40's.
Replyi have never watched star trek, and never will, for fear of blowing my brains up what with all that weirdness
ReplyYou sad, sad little man (or woman).
Is it sad that I recognize that the first scene of the cast laughing in the 'Star Trekkin' video is from the episode 'The Trouble with Tribbles?'
ReplyWhy yes. Yes it is.
Star Wars is better than Star Trek. Just watch Fanboys if you want proof. NOBODY CALLS HAN SOLO A BITCH!
Reply Hide All See All 6 RepliesBoba Fett calls Solo a Bitch. Respect the Mandalorians
Sure, Boba Fett calls Solo a bitch. Then Han kicks Boba's faggot ass into the Sarlaac pit despite being blind at the time. Boba Fett is the most overrated thing ever.
Han Solo is a bitch. Ha-HA!
Gocubso then he blasts out about a week later. He did, look it up.
From the butt, due to the sarlacc's taco tuesday.
Hey, Boba survived the Sarlacc Pit. He came out years later. HE IS THE ONLY PERSON TO DO SO.
Well, there goes my dignity.
Am I the only one that noticed that Vulcans are basically just elves....yet somehow gayer? Except for the death grip thing. That shitll kill ya.
Reply Hide All See All 3 RepliesI will defend Spock's honor to the death. But yes. Especially the eye shadow.
(has anyone else ever thought about if Data and Spock somehow made an android-Vulcan baby it would be THE MOST AMAZING THING EVARR?)
YES! I LOVE YOU!
No, you're not. But they do have a secret side that is very, very heterosexual.