Miley Cyrus

Miley Cyrus, a quick step into her world before it's too filthy to be near.

Miley preparing to transform into a soul eating dragon.
Miley preparing to transform into a soul eating dragon.
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Brought to you by Disney.

Just The Facts

  1. Miley Cyrus is the daughter of one time wonder Billy Ray Cyrus.
  2. She is the star of Disney show, Hannah Montana.
  3. Miley has a solo music career, which mostly consists of wigs and a guitar prop.
  4. She also has made a hobby of posting videos on YouTube, that are sadly famous.
  5. More than anything though, Miley Cyrus enjoys taking stupid pictures of herself, then getting in trouble for them.

Cracked on Miley Cyrus

Miley Cyrus is the product of Overblown Crap You Never Really Liked That Much Anyways. Or in other words, Disney(yes, Disney is her biological mother.) and Billy Ray Cyrus. Her cute, ditzy, and perfectly normal ways on Disney's show Hannah Montana make her endearing to every young girl in America. Which is probably why her face is plastered on everything from t-shirts to trash cans. Either that, or her eyes have a secret ability to turn us all into robots.

 She made a music career out of twirling around and waving her arms in the air, then continued on to start her own writing career by publishing her own diary. If Cracked did as little for their fame as Miley Cyrus, all of our articles would be titled " Ten Ways to Eat a Cherry Pop Tart."

 

Miley's You Tube Videos

The fact that we live in a country where anyone with a webcam and too much time on their hands can be momentarily famous usually makes us cry tears of joy(mixed in with the shame we felt after that third bottle of tequila and a 100,000 views). In Miley's case, it's more like owning all the Jack Daniels in the world, then trying to steal someone's Wild Turkey.

Here is an example of Miley's Youtube career

True genius. Here is an example of an actually interesting YouTube video.

Do we have an understanding Miley?Get hit by a car, stand up, do a little dance, and then we will watch your show.

Miley is a musician...really.

Here is Miley Cyrus, flinging a guitar around and pretending to be an artist.

 

And in case you're interested...here you can see Cracked's version of a Miley Cyrus song(Ten things I hate about the new Miley Cyrus Song)then head on over and check out one of our editors personal vendetta(Leaked Excerpts from Fifteen year old Miley Cyrus's Memoir)