Cracked Topics are what you get when you think, "Ya know what would make Wikipedia better? More jokes, less accuracy, and more boobs!"
Cracked Topics have grown and matured to the point where now it's easy for anybody to be a Cracked writer. Just cruise on over to the Cracked Topics page and click Create next to whichever Topic strikes your fancy. In the past, taking ownership of a Cracked Topic page consisted of a few more (though easily remembered) steps:
Now, mercifully, it's as easy as clicking the Create button. Guaranteed to be 100% hassle AND Deadite free!
Once you've selected your topic, you then have seven days to complete and publish your work. After the seven days is up, you can then get three more. After that, it's over for good. The Cracked Topic takes out a permanent restraining order on you. Even if there's still love there, you have to move on. C'mon, man, chin up. You're a good Cracked Topic editor! Seriously! Any Cracked Topic would be lucky to have you! So go on out there, champ! Find a new Cracked Topic! Oh, who are we kidding...