G.I. Joe

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An elite task force, G.I. Joe's primary objectives are counterterrorism, counterinsurgency and national intervention operations, although it is an extremely versatile group capable of assuming many covert missions, including, but not limited to, rescuing hostages, raids and eliminating covert enemy forces. G.I. Joe conducts missions similar to those attributed to the British Special Air Service (SAS), on which it was originally modeled.

Light armored Sikorsky Blackhawk helicopter used by G.I. Joe

As a black ops unit, G.I. Joe is reported to have a nearly unchecked budget. leading to what some critics believe is excessive spending on advances firepower and technology, as reported in the article The 20 Stupidest G.I. Joe Vehicles.  Apologists for the unit, however, argue that the extreme use of advanced weaponry is necessary in the modern war on terror.   

Testing TOW rooftop-mounted missile system with HX concept vehicle and two operatives of questionable combat value.

Recruited NFL player William "The Refrigerator" Perry on a rescue mission in Croatia

Typically, the squad recruits the best and brightest from all branches of the military, as well as the Coast Guard, miltary academies, WWF, (WWE?) the National Football League and the Ford Modeling Agency. 

Cobra Commander, the leader of the international terrorist group known as Cobra,  is suspected to be former U.S. Marine Tommy Burgess, who reportedly became disillusioned after returning home from the Gulf War.  Burgess, seen here in in happier times, has dabbled in matchmaking from time to time, as revealed in Cobra Commander's Dating Tips.