Dick Cheney

Dick Cheney is Former Vice President of the United States, Former CEO of Haliburton, and a Face-Shooting Enthusiast. Depending on whether you watch Fox News or The Daily Show he is either a Savior of his Nation or the Darth Vader of Wyoming.

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Just The Facts

  1. Richard Bruce (Dick) Cheney was the 46th Vice President of the United States of America
  2. Despite a long and varied political career, he is best known for shooting a man in the face
  3. He is completely incapable of smiling

Dick Cheney- The Early Years

Dick was born on Jan. 30th 1941 in Lincoln, Nebraska so hey, you'd be pissed too. His parents moved to Wyoming before he entered High School. Some might ask why anyone would move to Wyoming, but in 1940's Nebraska you just sorta load up, pick a direction and drive until you run out of gas. His father worked at the U.S. Department of Agriculture and his mother was a 1930's softball star. Whether or not in the '30's "Softball Star" meant stripper, your guess is as good as mine. I will say that I've seen "A League of Their