Your Mom

someone tells you to go fuck you're self, you: you're mom. someone asks you what poor animal is you're pet, you: you're mom. How do you reply on: "Who was that ugly person I saw at you're house last night? You're mom,and why were there anyway?!

What a douchebag, I mean, look at him!

You're mom is so faaaa..... oh god! Sorry dude, I really didn't mean that.

Man, this ain't fun any more. Please get me out of here!

Just The Facts

  1. Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.
  2. There are lots of other ways to say it: yo momma, yer ma, you're mom... but they will all get you're ass kicked
  3. The most classic comebak EVER.

Basic variations

There are many ways to make a you're mom insult.

First, the basic formula of all yo momma joke:

You're mom is so X she Y

As we all know from jokes, X is fat, ugly, stupid, poor, dirty, itc.

Y is the deus ex machina, the key, the main ingredient to make this delicant masterpiece. Without Y, there is no momma. Now, the second way is for a sarcastic, tongue-in-cheek or a double entendre retort to either a mild criticism or even an innocuous statement.

Let's look at the examples:

Someone: I want to give you something.
Douchebag: That's what your mother said to me last night.
Someone: What's your dad doing?
Douchebag : Your mother!
Someone: What do you wanna do next?
Douchebag: Your mother!

Sometimes, rather than the X and Y formula, the "your mother" joke can take the form of a metaphor, for instance:

It took yo mama 10 tries to get her drivers license, she couldnt get used to the front seat!

Your mother's like the Titanic, because she's guaranteed to go down on the first date!

And the last, most common approach, is the nonsensical retort:

Someone: I told you to knock before you enter my room!
A bigger douche: Your mom.