Heroin is a drug derived from morphine that is very fun and fucktardedly expensive. And it's just as fucking addicting as those cheese puffs at the grocery store.

What you need to get addicted to heroin.

How to spot an addict.

Just The Facts

  1. Heroin, though disputed, is not a female superhero.
  2. Heroin kills famous people.
  3. Heroin blew Kurt Cobain's brains out.

It's A Good Drug. Trust Me.

Heroin is a very famous drug. It's lots of fun to use, but has horrible side effects. Such as-

  1. Nausea
  2. Vomiting
  3. Constipation

It's all fun and games until you can't shit for two weeks.

Heroin is also known as the rockstar drug, because famous people use it, because it's expensive and injection marks are in this season.

Also, may musicians have died from heroin, such as-

  1. Jim Morrison (The Doors)
  2. Sid Vicious (The Sex Pistols)
  3. Layne Staley (Alice in Chains)
  4. Brad Nowell (Sublime)
  5. Jerry Garcia (The Greatful Dead)

That's pretty much all you need to know about- oh wait...

How to Use Heroin.


  1. Heroin
  2. A Spoon
  3. A Lighter
  4. A Hypodermic Syringe


  1. Put some of the heroin on the spoon.
  2. Dillute it with water and ascorbic acid.
  3. Hold the lighter under the spoon until the concoction bubbles.
  4. Put the mixture into the syringe.
  5. Inject into nearest vein.