Corn Flakes

Corn Flakes are a registered trademark of Kellogg's and marked as being highly addictive and fuckin delicious))

This is an average does of Corn Flakes, notice how small the bowl is in comparason to the spoon?

This, however, is enough Corn Flakes to OD, but what a hell of a way to go!

Look at that colorful cock! Selling this garbage to our kids as

Just The Facts

  1. When it comes to Corn Flakes, I do a bowl or two every morning
  2. if your down, then so do you man
  3. hell I'm about to go do a bowl right now!
  4. tell me bro...are you down?

This cock wants to put its wet flakes in your mouth

No ones really sure why Kellogg's chose a chicken, but we at Cracked assume it has somthing to do with the enormous underground network of hyper inteligent chickens trying to make theyre way out into the open world! Run brothers run!!

( to all non chickens, I have a bunker in my basment, so when the feathers hit the fan, Daddys here to protect you)

*Ahem* Now the Corn Flake recipe has changed over time, and since I dont allow boxes of cornflakes in MY house (for obvious reasons) I trust the internet, and accordingc to said "internet" Corn Flakes consist of

Milled Corn

Sugar

Malt flavoring

High fructose corn syrup

Salt

Iron

Niacinamide

Sodium ascorbate and ascorbic acid (vitamin C)

Pyridoxine hydrochloride (vitamin B6)

Riboflavin (vitamin B2)

Thiamin hydrochloride (vitamin B1)

Vitamin A palmitate

Folic acid

Vitamin B12

Vitamin D

Vitamin B

Pure Conecentrated Evil (probably)