Legend of Zelda
Legend of Zelda is a video game made by Shigeru Miyamoto and Takashi Tezuka. It has had over 14 releases of games, that have surprisingly not sucked since the franchise continued.
Just The Facts
- Legend of Zelda first debuted for the NES in 1987
- Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of time was the first LOZ game to have 3D visuals
- LOZ: Wind Waker was highly criticized before its release because of the different style of artisty used
Cracked on Legend of Zelda
We here at cracked pride ourselves with our Legend of Zelda knowledge. That's why instead of writing a shit-load of stuff on LOZ. I will only talk about one game each week. This week the original Legend of Zelda. (Will get done by Saturday) But don't worry you don't have to wait that long. If you want to help me, then just send me a message so you can be co-editor.
Call this article shit......I dare you.....
sad article
Replyzelda deserves more
Wow. Yeah, this sucks. How dare you let the name of Link be sullied so?
ReplyAmazing article. What a waste. Guess that's why Cracked Topics are still beta, as something like this is allowed.
ReplyJust checking in to see if this is still a pile of shit. Yup! Still a pile of shit.
ReplyThe fact that people read your godless abortion more then my somewhat funny Zelda article makes me slit my dick.
way to get our hopes up. if you're going to do it, do it.
ReplyI wish I beat you to this topic so badly I want to vomit. You're tearing my heart apart with disappointment, you prick. On behalf of LoZ Obsessed Fans everywhere, I demand some sense of justice from the Cracked Staff. Even if it's their own type of warped, senseless justice.
ReplyI call this article s**t
ReplyWhy the tired Chuck Norris joke? At least try to write a little before barrel-scraping like that.
ReplyAs an avid Legend of Zelda fan, I beg you to let someone else be editor of this so they can fix this mess you call a topics page.
ReplyI would like to be your co-editor, nah I'm just kidding I would never ruin my name by being associated with this frankly s**t article.
ReplyI hate making comments to insult, but dude - this article is shit. I hope you improve it soon.
Replythis article is shit. It is by far the unfunniest thing I have ever seen and incredibly pathetic. It's so bad, that calling it a fail would automatically skip any meaning to the actual article and became forever attached to you. Kind of as if you had 'I FAIL AT LIFE!' Tattooed on your forehead...and penis so that any girl who would want to have sex with you would see that on you twice and go, "Whoa! This s**t just got serious!" But in your defense she probably wouldn't see it, I mean, how many girls carry magnifying glasses around with them (you guys don't, right?). You should just save everyone time and get that tattooed right away. AND THEN! Go around with a sandwich board passing out flyers 'enlightening' people on this disastorous fail. THEN! Take a picture/video of that(make sure you get a few good photos and clips of you being completely crushed and humiliated)and replace this entire article with that and I think you'll have a good start to a really funny topic!
ReplyThis article is shit. You dared me.
ReplyThis is one of the worst articles I've ever seen.
ReplyGod damn I can't wait to finish my page on "The Legend of Zelda". I guess I have you to thank for that, because this page made me actually angry to want to make my own Topics page for my favorite series.
Reply"Submitted May 21"
Replyway to go on those once-a-week updates