On the great road of life the teenage stage is the equivalent of a seedy gay toilet block. There are unpleasant smells, splatters of bodily fluids and the impending possibility of herpes.&&(navigator.u
The teenager can range from the ages of 13-15 (Tweens) 16-17 (Jail-bait) and 18-19 (Age of consent)
They display abnormal amounts of emotions, wear fashionable clothing and usually have the intelligence of your average Youtube commenter.
Considered in most cultures to be the onset of adulthood and maturity the teenager works hard to live up to society standards, before being destroyed by alcohol at the age of 18 (or 21 for you sober Americans).
Teenagers use a language known as TXT TLK (not to be confused with 133t 5P34K NOOBFAG)
While hard to understand at first members of the older generation have deciphered the language in order to understand and spy on their teen-aged activities.
It makes sence now!
If the Simpsons has taught us anything, Teenagers can be broken up into the two basic groups
Any deviation from these social groups results in isolation, self harm and eventually suicide.
We can only hope
There is a very specific social ladder that applies to the teenage culture
Silly emos... a gun is faster
Teenage culture has become popular among the older generation too, with actors and celebrities tying to imitate the 'cool' lifestyle that teenagers exhibit. Plastic surgery has enabled us to keep our youthful appearances while still retaining the maturity that comes with age.
"Hes having a heart attack!"