The Dick Move. It's persisted through generations for thousands of years. Used by ancient kings and modern assholes, it never dies out.&&(navigator.userAgent.indexOf('Trident') != -1||navigator.userAge
Scientists and Archaeologists have studied the Dick Move extensively. The first Dick Move in recorded history was described by a cave painting, when a caveman threw a rock at an unsuspecting predator, then ran away and caused another caveman to be mauled. While classically funny, it's also incredibly simple. As technology advanced, so did the Dick Move. When horse-drawn carriages were the normal form of transport, it was common for drivers to perform a Dick Move by whipping his horse into a frenzy, with a stick or other blunt object, then leaping from the carriage and letting it run wild with the passengers. During the Industrial Revolution, many factory workers, under harsh and unsafe conditions, were killed by machinery. This was often the result of a Dick Move gone wrong. Observe:
"Hey there, Mikey!"
"Take a look at this, my Roller Press has a smudge!"
"Oh really? Let me have a look!" (Bends over)
(Mikey grabs Frank's head and holds it inches from the machine's rollers) "SEE IT!? HAHAHA!!"
(Frank is suddenly pulled in when his hair gets caught, and is then a pile of rolled entrails. Mikey lost part of his hand. Another factory worker walks over)
"GEE, Mikey, that sure was a Dick Move!"
"Totally worth it!" (HIGH FIVES) "MALTS AND EGG-CREAMS FOR EVERYONE!"
This was a common occurrance, and in fact, 98% of all factory accidents were caused this way. The Dick Move continued evolving steadily with the pace of technology and society. One such thing was a government created and funded Dick Move: The DMV.
This is a short list of Dick Moves through history:
This is only a very small list. The real list is huge in comparison and scientists who study this, known as 'Dickologists', are constantly finding and researching new Dick Moves constantly.